Top 50 Ways To Tell You're Addicted To Airsoft

You know you are addicted to airsoft when:

1. You have more airsoft buddies phone numbers in your cell phone then relatives.
2. The night before an event, you sleep on the ground because your guns are on the bed.
3. You sleep in your plate carrier.
4. You forget your sleeping bag at a three day event and sleep in soft gun cases because onsite has 20 of them.
5. Can't wait for the "GI Joes and Army Hoes" party because it gives you a reason to wear your camo to a party.
6. Interrupt your girlfriend speaking because her little brother walked by with a GBB.
7. Play video games in full gear and get pissed because you can reload faster than the scripted action in the game.
8. Day dream up a reason why your girlfriend should try airsoft rather than going to the mall.
9. Laugh at your girlfriend because she can't shoulder your m4 correctly.
10. Live on ramen noodles so you have more money for airsoft guns and gear.
11. Your first tan-lines of spring are on your wrists, neckline of your BDUs, and the rings around your eyes from your goggles.
12. To get your full attention, your girlfriend has to call you by your call sign.
13. You trip, fall, get hit by something, or get hurt in general and you say, “Hit! Medic!"
14. You have 3 windows open on your desktop, all logged into AO. A window for reading threads, a window for writing posts, and a window to idle in the chat room.
15. The only reason you go outside is to show off your new camo
16. You will only target shoot when you have your camo on
17. More than once during school you have "hit the dirt" because you mistake a book dropping as a grenade.
18. You don't date because you spent all your money on your latest "investment" on airsoft and there is no way you would let some girl that doesn't wear camouflage on a regular basis drag you away from an airsoft field to watch a movie.
19. You find some need to drive all conversations away from whatever they are and change it to a conversation about your new airsoft gun.
20. You "lost" your homework because you shot a hole in your target and you needed a piece a paper to cover it up.
21. You wouldn't miss an airsoft skirmish even when you had the flu.
22. Your mom can give the name of almost every gun you own.
23. You've actually wondered what different BB's taste like and actually tried them!
24. You decide not to attend prom & use the cash for gear.
25. You start a very general airsoft thread, log on after several days, and think "My God what did I create!"
26. The first thing you do when you go online is check every airsoft website for new guns
27. You have tons of bb stashes in your house. Each consisting of over 100 bbs.
28. You stop referring to people as friends, and start referring to them as those you have shot and those you haven't.
29. You find some need to change the subject of every conversation you have to an airsoft topic.
30. You pawn everything you own to get your next airsoft gun.
31. The FedEx truck or the UPS truck shows up daily to drop off supplies you ordered.
32. You dig through your neighbors recycling bin looking for cans you can scrap to fund your airsoft gear.
33. You have to decide between feeding your kids or buying that new gun that you just must have.
34. The FedEx driver knows your name and says more airsoft guns huh?
35. You constantly check threads to see if you actually are addicted to Airsoft!
36. You've named all your guns.
37. You have more than one post on any airsoft thread.
38. Everything that you have come up with pertains not only to you but mainly to Loki because we all have some need to stalk him.
39. Everyone else went to see "The Dark Knight" and you played airsoft.
40. Your I.D. card at work has your call sign on it.
41. All of the call signs hit a little close to home.
42. Kids at school try to bash your children by saying stuff like, "Your momma wears combat boots!" and your son replies, "How did you know?"
43. You overhear somebody mention going commando, and you ask them what style camo they wear.
44. You use words like "fondle" or "ogle" about a gun your buddy bought instead of "see" or "hold"
45. You can describe in detail the differences between the m4a1, m4tc and m4 commando.
46. You hunt down aesthetics mods for your gun that you will never buy, but fantasize what you'd look like on the field with it.
47. You ask your girlfriend "what do you want for Christmas?" she answers "if you loved me, then you'd know." and you buy her a CA M16 with an m203 launcher, 300$ optics, and 2 grenade shells with NO hesitation at all.
48. You try to get your friends into airsoft so if they don't like it, you can buy their (practically) new gun for cheap.
49. The 7-11 clerks don't question why you’re carrying a rifle and side-arm when you go in to buy energy drinks.
50. When your friends come over to visit, they enter your house wearing goggles because they know one of them is going to get shot.

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